cIt's that time of year again. Families are gathering and children's heads are spinning in the wonderment of what Saint Nicolas will be leaving them under the Christmas tree. I like to tell the little kiddies that "you're getting nothing"! All your stuff are belong to me. Yarrrr!!
I often refer to this season as Shitmas. I hate Christmas. People bull rushing the stores tearing sale items from the grasps of little old ladies. Deaths and injuries due to trampling on-rushes by selfish greedy bastards trying to save a few bucks. To you early bird, up at o'dark-thirty shoppers of Black Friday I say, fuck you all.
I was reminded of the shame of humanity today. Seeing that over turned suv laying on its roof in the middle of the highway left me shaking my head in disgust. Probably in a hurry to get to grandmas house for the holidays and made a mistake. Flight for life was called. Now the family will be spending the holidays at the critical care unit. Or worse... The funeral home. All to save but a few seconds.
I may come off as an asshole. Maybe I am one. But remember, slow down, take it easy, and for God's sake shop online. I can't let the season come and go without saying Merry Christmas (it is Christmas you politically correct fucks) and Happy New Year. We want you around next year to lootz your wrecks.
2 comments:
Other than recognizing one of the most depressing destructions of differing beliefs and freedom of religion in human history (I'm referring to the end-of-the-year holiday and it's origins, of course) I must say, I am EXTREMELY glad to hear someone else feels the same at that time of year... I don't think of it as being an asshole, I think of it as being more realistic and less phoney than most other people..
Even if you aren't also an athiest...hey, we can't all be perfect ;-)
Keep the blog going, it's one of the few on my "always read this" list!
Zanaraxtarus. Wow man I really appreciate you reading my driveling rants on this blog. "Always read list". That's like an honor to me. Thank you.
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