That leads me to this amusing little story.
Just five days after our corp joining PHEW there was a killing of a Rorqual. The guys pinned the ship outside of a POS and smashed it. Don't you just love that fit? Needless to say, the owners of the one time intact hull are not too pleased. As you can see by their stats I don't think there's too much to be concerned about. But you never know. As a matter of fact, you just may be stalked in local like a helpless little bunny rabbit being stalked by a big bad coyote. Day in and day out, week after week, stalked. And so stealthy that you can never see them. To their credit the little buzzing blood suckers did attempt to gank one of our Navy Domi's but the long cloaking delay resulted in them being unable to target the Navy Domi and one of them died horribly as the other two warped off in a wisp of fail.
But wait! There's more...
If you call in the next ten minutes you too can have your very own intel on us. The tactic is about as effective as the NPC corp douche-nozzle that has never left The Scope since his character creation in 2005. He yields the "consider yourself blocked" feature as a be all to end all weapon of mass destruction.
Here in this pests bio you will see information about our alliance. I could be wrong here but I believe it is meant to be a signal to us. A signal to let us know just how mighty and all knowing these little pests are. To let us know of the might that is about to be unleashed upon us at any given moment. If they uncloak...
Oh the information you have little mosquito. It is so unique and soul crushing. What ever shall we do?
Please show mercy on us oh mighty Mosquitoz warriors. Please do not scare us any more with your cloakiness. It is so unnerving. Just knowing that you are sitting there, cloaked, ready to pounce on us at any given second and wipe us off the face of the universe. Oh the pressure. It is more than one care bear.
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