Haters Make Us Laugh

Time for a traditional Harri post.

Our alt/sister corporation PURPLE. has had war declared upon them by a corporation known as BUTT PIRATES [GAY4U] Isn't that just a lovely name, huh? And these self proclaimed butt pirates are now cloaky fag hanging around the area in which we inhabit trying to claim kills on PURPLE. members. I think that they failed to realize that we are Purple Helmeted Warriors. That's a go-zin-ya. And so far the go-zin-ya is making it just a tad weee bit rough for the receivers.  This poor chap was begging us to kill him. Even though he wasn't our objective at the time we obliged. Poor fella. He's only about a month old. It's ok little guy you'll get there. We estimate his real life age based on some of the hate mail sent to an alliance director prior to killing him at about 12 years old. That's being generous. As it stands we have about 3-4 kills on the Butt Pirates, not impressive by any means, but they have yet to kill any of their war targets. This weekend should prove to be fun.

The real laugh came just seconds after killing poor Mike Tyeson. How's the ear biting going by the way Mike? We blasted in to Vezila where a corp was waiting for their POS tower to unanchor. Their Iteron class vessel entered warp to the tower just as our battleship fleet entered warp to the same tower being watched by one of our guys. Yep, that's right. A YOINK was in the works. Thanks to the Xeno Tech Corp, member of the Vanguard Imperium Alliance for the large tower. Also a salute for being cool and recognizing that it's all part of the game.









We did get quite a chuckle out of some intel that came our way. A secret little channel, Minutemen Coalition, exists apparently for those who do not like our friendly and welcoming alliance. You know we just can't let that go without stopping by to say hello. Our fleet went banging in to the channel to give our greetings and perhaps shake a few hands... on second thought, NO! Don't know where those Butt Pirates, Mosquitoz, and Vanguard Imperium hands have been. I suspect the owner of the channel did not take too kind to our hospitality and soon booted and banned us all. Ya know, you try to be friendly and it's not given in return. Considering the people in the channel are all a bunch of "bring it on themselves fail fucks" I took exception to the booting out of channel. That lasted about .02 seconds before my don't give a shit went back online.

I'd like to close with a little advise to the one dude that pilots four of the four members of Mosquitoz Corporation as I believe it is his channel.
Get a life you cunt. You lost a Rorqual months ago and you spend your time with a channel and updating your bio about us. I actually feel sorry for you.
I haven't seen this much fail since the Joe Phoenix debacle last year.